Spanish is not English is not Spanish.

Today Claytin had me read - 1 Zany Zoo.  

And as soon as it was over he wanted me to read it again, 

but since I was a little busy I passed him off to Brendan.

I had a great idea.  "Why don't you read it in Spanish to him?"

Brendan:  "Okay, Clay do you want it in English or Spanish?"

Clay: "Spanish!"

So Brendan starts reading in Spanish. 

After a few minutes of this Claytin exclaims:

"OH NO, Daddy can't read!"